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Strangers in the Night

Oct 7

Dea Tod,

I'm too ti red to     com mun   ica.  This is the consequen   probl   UGH! THis is WHY we shoood not 
go to bed when it is dark.. out..side...

Why are deadlines only effect  do deadlines only work the night B4?

Why doesn't my coffee make itself? WHHHHYYYYYY?

Firdt firdt firry mother.......FIRST world problems.

We hav an 11yr old today...i guess it's only fair to be as tired as the day she was born.

Of course, you napped that day.  I'm not bitter..11 yrs later...

CU z time hea;s all wounds...except when you have none cuz the baby ssins't sidsnt OH MY GOAT GOD.."didn't" come out of your body. JUst sayin'...

FARIS. OUT.....

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